I am always being followed...

by two toddlers and two dogs. Mike's been away on business since Monday. I've been sleeping with H in the master bedroom. Last night, I couldn't sleep because the two dogs had taken up all the legroom at the foot of the bed. So I got up, used the bathroom, and went into the guest room to an empty bed.

In the morning, I found H and T in bed with me, and the two dogs taking up space at the foot of the bed. Next time I'm locking the door.

Seriously, I am NEVER alone anymore. I have designated little creatures that use me as a foot pillow, a seat cushion and the dogs jump on the couch next to me and throw themselves against my side. It's not even funny when the weather was 105 degrees outside. We had the AC cranking overtime. But the little creatures persist in hanging out right against my body. What am I?

If one toddler isn't hanging on my neck, the other is sprawled out on my lap. I am a climbing structure at times. And other times, I am just base, where hot chubby hands are touching.

I can't even go to the bathroom in peace. The door has to stay open at all times. When we use the public restroom, the kids crawl under the door to get into my stall. It's the most aggravating thing to have to wash their hands from the floor touching. When will this all stop??? Calgon! Take me away!